Beware the flesh-eating vampire cyclist

If I am cycling slowly through a red light, you think it's ok to physically endanger my life, by overtaking me with purposefully little room to spare driving me into the kerb?

So, let me get that straight.

• If you'd catch me shoplifting, it'd be fine for you to kill me?

Who's the real culprit? Perspective, please. Of course in the UK you always have to...

They'll hunt you down. Their animated corpses brought back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft,... beings who subsist by feeding on the life essence, your blood and flesh, regardless of whether they are dead or alive.

We know where you are! And we don't have number plates. Only coffins to hide in.